Het Challenge:

- FFVII - Lolita Fatale (fic and art)
- My tag on the community

roadsdiverged: FFVII

1. What If: Shame and Regret (posted in the comm and in my journal)
2. Pirates
3. Apocalyptica
4. Are we there yet?
5. High School
6. The dog bites back
7. Herder in the night

Idolverse: Spawned from the What If fic from above
Pairing: Cloti, maybe ZCT, maybe ZCTA...
Rating: I'd say PG. I'm not that good at rating, but there's nothing menacing in this so far.
Genre: Romance and a bit of action
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general

Prelude: Shame and Regret
1. Midgarian Star
2. Tifa Heart - Part 1 and Part 2

(more to be added)

Godverse: Crackverse, all about the pr0nz
Pairing: Cloti, eventually ZCTA
Rating: SO NOT WORKSAFE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
Genre: Romance, crack, AU and pr0nz
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general + crack + PR0NZ

Part 1
Part 2

Witness and the Crime (in hiatus): Cloud is the only witness to a crime that has put the top 5 in Shinra on edge; problem is, he can't remember it and people keep trying to kill him.
Pairing: Pretty much Gen. Reader is welcome to read anything in it.
Rating: The description of the "hideous crime" is enought to warrant an R.
Genre: Mystery, action, Whodunnit
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general + extra gore and mindfucking.

Chapter 01
Chapter 02
Chapter 03

Child of the Mountain (in hiatus): Zack only wanted nookie, but ended up being dragged around the world as a fugitive by a girl and a stuffed cat. And what's worse: everyone seems to know stuff he doesn't.
Pairing: Zack/Aeris, mainly. Also mainly crack.
Rating: Um, PG so far?
Genre: Adventure, mystery, drama and CRACK.
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general.

01. The Miracle Girl
02. Fort Condor
03. Fairy Tale

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!! CotM chapter 3 is DONE. 

This one is horribly confusing and has way too much information, so I'd appreciate any constructive criticism on how to make it roll better :x It's also shorter than the previous chapter. 

This is a raw verson. Feedback of any form is appreciated. 

Okay, here's the first chapter of my other AU FFVII fic. Seriously, the FFVII AU plots breed like rabbits. I don't think there are as many AU fics for all the other FFs put together. :/

I'm just putting it up here because 1) any of my friends who are interested can read, comment and say if I made any horribly sinful english mistakes, so I get many proofreaders with different points of view at once, and for free. 2) I wrote it no strings attached so I think it should make for more of an enjoyable reading than my overplanned other one. It's full of my interesting sense of humor, too. 3) I don't know what to think of most of FF.net's reviewers, since they're usually hormonal 13s drooling for yaois. At least here I can trust the public's opinion. 4) you can carry a conversation in the comments. For the win.

I know the title seems silly and corny, but I swear it makes a load of sense in the story's context. Unfortunately, one of the characteristics of my writing is that my first chapters are verbose while barely giving anything away, so you don't get what I'm up to most times. Please stand the corny for a little longer.

This is pretentiously humorous, ironic and references the infamous all your base joke. It's also Zack/Aeris, while actually poking fun at Zack/Aeris. It should have Cloud/Tifa if I ever make it as far as Nibelheim. It should also have tearjerking drama if I ever get as far as Nibelheim. (What can I do? I love Cloud, thus I love to torture Cloud.) 





Anyway, feedback, criticism, please? I love babbling about my fics, really. And hearing other people trying to guess at it. It makes me feel smart.