Het Challenge:

- FFVII - Lolita Fatale (fic and art)
- My tag on the community

roadsdiverged: FFVII

1. What If: Shame and Regret (posted in the comm and in my journal)
2. Pirates
3. Apocalyptica
4. Are we there yet?
5. High School
6. The dog bites back
7. Herder in the night

Idolverse: Spawned from the What If fic from above
Pairing: Cloti, maybe ZCT, maybe ZCTA...
Rating: I'd say PG. I'm not that good at rating, but there's nothing menacing in this so far.
Genre: Romance and a bit of action
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general

Prelude: Shame and Regret
1. Midgarian Star
2. Tifa Heart - Part 1 and Part 2

(more to be added)

Godverse: Crackverse, all about the pr0nz
Pairing: Cloti, eventually ZCTA
Rating: SO NOT WORKSAFE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
Genre: Romance, crack, AU and pr0nz
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general + crack + PR0NZ

Part 1
Part 2

Witness and the Crime (in hiatus): Cloud is the only witness to a crime that has put the top 5 in Shinra on edge; problem is, he can't remember it and people keep trying to kill him.
Pairing: Pretty much Gen. Reader is welcome to read anything in it.
Rating: The description of the "hideous crime" is enought to warrant an R.
Genre: Mystery, action, Whodunnit
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general + extra gore and mindfucking.

Chapter 01
Chapter 02
Chapter 03

Child of the Mountain (in hiatus): Zack only wanted nookie, but ended up being dragged around the world as a fugitive by a girl and a stuffed cat. And what's worse: everyone seems to know stuff he doesn't.
Pairing: Zack/Aeris, mainly. Also mainly crack.
Rating: Um, PG so far?
Genre: Adventure, mystery, drama and CRACK.
Spoilers and/or Warnings: All that apply to FFVII in general.

01. The Miracle Girl
02. Fort Condor
03. Fairy Tale


Belatedly started NaNoWriMo (started writing on the 16th): Mensagem para o Rei (Message to the king. Sorry, it's in portuguese)

11,075 / 50,000 (22.1%)

Lost Nano :( but I'll keep on writing, so I'm keeping the wordmeter bar up.

And maybe someday I'll fix my fic tags.

40046 / 50000 words. 80% done!

The scene: main character goes to an inn, gets drunk, wins a bar brawl, goes off to sleep.

My previous plans: angry gang of people he beat up invades inn to try and kill him.

What I actually wrote: Inn is located on a rift in space-time and goes to an alternate future every night. Turns out it is a local tourist attraction.


Whut?

Wow. Just now, I actually wrote a scene that made me cry.

I don't know, I'm just really moved by what I wrote, which is kind of silly. I mean, the scene is just a young man giving his ignorant ass of a father an extremely backhanded present. It was supposed to be satisfying...

By the way:

29259 / 50000 words. 59% done!

It was kind of a long scene :D

20021 / 50000 words. 40% done!

WOO HOOOO!

12539 / 50000 words. 25% done!

:(

I had no idea I had missed listening to my old goth metal mp3s that much. I guess Sins of Thy Beloved aged well, and the string solos are still pretty awesome. It does help that my soundbox is loads better than it used to be back when I listened to it all the time... the growly parts are actually intelligible!

Amusingly enough I've always assumed the solos were violin, but I now realize I have no confirmation it's the case. :x

I still think some selections from SoTB and early Theatre of Tragedy would make a pretty darn sweet soundtrack for Violinist of Hameln. XDD

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of ANY pairing/character of their choosing (of ANY fandom) from me (with a prompt, if it pleases you to give me one). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability levelPost if you feel like it.

(Ganked from sekiharatae's livejournal)

Am I the only one who's found the end of Maskerade to be extremely cruel and depressing?

So, I've been reading the whole discworld series since, uh, 10 days ago. I've just finished Soul Music, but now I'm faced with a certain degree of indecisiveness.

I love the Watch. Now, I quite like Rincewind and Cohen, and the Lancre witches are straight up awesome, but the Watch is The Watch. So... am I a bad person for wanting to skip Interesting Times and Maskerade and jump straight into Feet of Clay?

Now part of me is even willing to read Maskerade before Feet of Clay, I've read good things about that book, but somehow I'm just not up for Rincewind, even if he's tagging along with the fabled Silver Horde. He was cool and fun in the first two books but there's only so much interest a whiny wizard who never learns magic will generate on me. I've nothing against the cowardice. I just really wish he'd gain some skills.

http://www.fanelorn.net/

My website, recoded from scratch ;Dd how is it?

By the way, man, it's been raining for like 3 days non-stop.

Can't sleep - the pain registers when I lie down. Ow!

There was a blackout for several hours last night. I can't even remember the last time this happened since we moved to this house.

It wasn't helped by a great deal of family *~drama~* involving my mother being her usual whiny and jerkish self, my sister complaining to/about her boyfriend on her cellphone non-stop, and Pituca peeing on one of the dining room's chairs. The latter has never happened before, but she was traumatized enough today after getting a fur-cut at a completely new place, then the blackout at night. Naturally, the dog was scapegoated, then I was (because I had been writing by the emergency light in the dining room when it happened, apparently I should have been dog-sitting my sister's dog while she yappered at the phone instead?), and in the end my sister refused to clean anything up, then my mother told me to not clean anything up because it was my sister's responsability... of course, when I came down the stairs this morning everything was still the way I left it, with the chair upside down and cleaning rags on the floor. Such a great display of maturity from all parties, it makes me want to cry.

I feel just about dead. I think I see TMI time looming around the corner.

At least all that test stuff will be put on hold until december.

I'm so tired and mentally spent. I don't think I've posted about this, or if I have, not in details; but I've been kind of off lj, posting even less often than normal, because of these two test... exam... thingies. Fo two different government jobs.

Now it's always been my parents' dream that my sister and I would have secure government jobs (at least since we dashed their hopes of becoming a doctor and a lawyer, respectively), and I'm not going to begrudge them that, since government jobs are, according to rumors and folk tales, easy-peasy once you are in them, and if you make a good impression in the first 2 years nothing short of stealing a cabinet or killing your boss will get you fired. On the other hand, there are so many rumors about corruption and wank and mooching off without actually working, and my parents thinking that's all the more reason to get such a job, that I was never able to must any enthusiasm for the idea of working in one of them. But they wanted me to, oh they did; and I was sick and tired of my mother leaving open newspapers on my desk with anouncements of these such exams featured in them - usually asking for a minimum knowledge of laws and/or lawyering. Yeah.

My sister at least understood my issues, and found me two options that I would find more palatable, and that were at least related to my interests. One of them was for visual programming, and asked for knowledge of printing methods, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Corel and Indesign. I had to do a fair bit of studying, since my field (printmaking) only dealed with the artisan, historical part of printing and left the modern methods out, and I had never used Corel or heard of InDesign - but at least it was related to my field, and I was already proficient in two of those programs! This one took place yesterday, so it's finally, finally out of the way.

The other will make me a translator for the Commercial... thingie. This one is kind of funny because according to its documentation, it's not, and it won't count, as a government job; I'll be a free-lancer and paid by the page. It also talks about simultaneous translating or something, but I'm currently going "LALALA CAN'T HEAR" about that one because seriously... seriously. D: But anyway... from what I understod I'd be able to refuse or return any translation work I didn't feel up to doing, so I guess I won't be forced to try and translate some important guy's speech or something. I don't actually care much about this one, but my parents insisted as soon as they found out about it - my father even paid the ridiculous fee (almost 300 reais; the visual programming one was 50). But the exam will at least consist of nothing but translating, so I won't have to buy new books of hunt down older test or anything like that. XD;

So, if you've been wondering where I've been or why I haven't been all too coherent, this would be my situation since August.

Momentarily halting my cram exile just to post this:



SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. I know I'm pretty tired of Lucky Star opening spoofs, but this? THIS. Watch to the end, it'll be worth it!

To anyone in the world that I may ever interact with through the internet EVER:

- If I say something that you feel has offended you or attacked you and your beliefs in any way, you're entirely entitled to tell me about it! For the love of god please do, because I'm paranoid about hurts people's feelings without knowing, principally through the internet.
- But if you do, please, please, please do not send me a monossilabic comment telling me I offended you because I did not specify in this one sentence that it was my personal opinion and it made you feel I was being reprobatory of your tastes - when the whole paragraph, the whole comment was about my opinions and I just didn't want to repeat "in my opinion" and similars in every freaking sentence.
- And I'll tell you why - because the curt reprobatory tone in the comment sends me right back to my sister in the height of her depression, talking through the cellphone to her abusive manipulative stalking ex-boyfriend in a calm and cold voice with monossilabic sentences, then turning it off and breaking down in tears, crying and sobbing on the bed above mine the whole night through. For months. For almost a year. Almost every fucking night. And she'd never tell me what was wrong. It's been almost ten years, and I still don't know. And how anything I said could set her off, how I couldn't say or do anything that might anger or hurt her, even when it seemed anything could anger or hurt her.
- And so what I picture as I read that cold comment is someone on the other side of this monitor, trying to seem strong but crying because of something I said. Because I didn't think hard enough about the words I was using. Because I made it seem like you were wrong or a bad person for liking something I don't like. That's not it, that's not it at all.

I'm the neutralest person ever. I'm not going to think any less of you just because you like something I don't. I just like to talk meta! We can bounce opinions back and forth, I love to learn about people. Just please don't suddenly turn around and sound like a disapproving teacher, it's the fastest way to send me spiralling into a nervous breakdown.

I went to the doctor on friday to check on allergies. You see, I don't really -suffer- the usual allergy symptoms, but since I've learned both my father and sister are wildly allergic to a bunch of stuff we'd have never guessed, and since I'm always getting annoying headaches I never found the cause of, I decided to give it a try. I mean, my sister suffered from several pains that stopped after she quit grapes, so...

Turns out I, too, am allergic to stuff I always took for granted, and some of them may cause headaches. Behold the list of doom:

- Gluten - ....but I've always eaten bread! Though it would explain a lot
- Cacao - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Pineaple - this I've suspected since I was 12 - I avoid it like the plague anyway. The doctor underlined it - looks like I'm very allergic to it
- Shrimp - same as pineapple.
- Tomatoes - ...another thing I've always eaten. Funny because I used to not like tomatoes, but my mother would insist I ate them, so they're kind of an acquired taste...
- Egg yolk - According to the doctor, I can eat it, but only when it's cooked.
- Milk - only allowed if it's boiled or light.
- Bananas - only cooked. Wait, what?
- Spring greens, cauliflowers, cabbages - the test spot for this one got a HUGE, swollen rash. And these, too, are things my mother keeps trying to push into me! But I still hate them, so... yeah.
- Strawberries - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Cucumber, melon, watermelon - also gave me a huge, horrible rash. And I never liked them either. Oh, well!
- Grapes - never been a fan of them either. Also gave me a big rash.
- Pepper of any kind - and here I was starting to develop a taste for them. *sigh*

Apart from gluten, cacao and strawberries, I can avoid the things in this list without much mourning. But really, chocolate and strawberries are two of my favorite things! And it's almost impossible to avoid gluten in this house!!

http://maladies.deviantart.com/journal/26431117/

I wish I could buy one of these :( and not just because she's my friend.